Seriously….I am a touch concerned with this penchant for making vibrators out of mobile phones. Is it only me who doesn’t want to mix my mobile device with getting myself off?
The NTT P702iF by DoCoMo has a built in vibration facility and is accompanied by 1.3 megapixel camera. I’m thinking that the combination of masturbation and the ability to photograph with it too could cause an excitable woman to spontaneously combust!
Is it just me that thinks that the back of this phone looks like a vagina?
Read via Gadgetcandy (source mad4mobilephones)
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Like the Mini G-Spot Travel Vibe, this is another example of a toy that travels well.
The very stretchy silicone sleeve has studded nodules for extra sensation or can be turned inside out for a smoother feel. It’s wireless so there’s no plugging in mallarky, waterproof so you can slip it into the jacuzzi (alone please!), compact so you can take it on your travels so that even if you don’t get nookie from a holiday romance, you can still have orgasms a plenty, and give yourself some variety with the sleeve.
Available from Lovehoney for £12.99, $24, or euro 20
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Holiday/vacation time is fast approaching and with any luck you’ll be going somewhere fabulous on your travels.
Forget your travel guide, wherever you’re going, make sure that you’re hitting all the right spots with the Mini G-Spot Travel Vibe!
Waterproof - tick. Compact -tick. Powerful - tick.
Just don’t forget your toothbrush or your passport!
Available from Lovehoney for $12, £5.99 or euro 9
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I don’t know about all of this animal mallarky with sex toys… It’s a bit weird..
The latest offering from the sex toy animal kingdom is the Mini Mini Mouse which is a little mouse with a micro bullet that packs a lot of punch.
Made from rubber this ‘cute’ toy has multi-speed controls so there’ll be plenty of squeaks…from you not the mouse…
Available from sextoys.co.uk for £9.95
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This is ideal if you like the idea of being tied up but don’t want to use handcuffs which can be a bit painful depending on how much vigourous movement there is….
Or it’s also ideal if you fancy a change as sex toys are really stepping up a gear where comfort and innovation and of course pleasure are the name of the game.
The suction is so strong with these cuffs that you can stick them to any surface and you haven’t a cats hope in hell of getting away. They’re made of strong webbing with velcro fastenings and padding (something that doesn’t come with handcuffs) on the inside for extra comfort.
I’m quite fond of the funky purple colour although they could do with making it glow in the dark 
Available from Lovehoney for £26.99/$50.26/euro 39.26
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There’s no need to book yourself on a mission to Mars for a spot of weightless sex when you can get this Japanese sex chair.
It only takes about five minutes to assemble and the steel frame and thick bands are able to take up to 300 pounds in weight whilst the person lies underneath.
If you’re experimental and would like to take the effort out of the Karma Sutra this is ideal for getting into lots of different positions. It’s also handy if you need assistance squatting, kneeling or bending as not all of us are as flexible as we’d like to be…
If you like hitting the elusive G-Spot, this chair will make things a lot easier when you’re both getting it on. Enjoy!
Available from Lovehoney for £129.99/$242.07/euro189.07
Who needs scuba gear when you have an Aqua Adventure Kit?? No one!
Now bathtime really is more fun. This waterproof pleasure kit includes a micro bullet vibrator that fits into the all of the attachments. They’ve thought of everything by including vaginal balls, a finger sleeve, anal beads and…a cock ring? Yes ladies. No need to feel lonely taking a long langorous bath. Once he’s finished scrubbing your back you two can get down to real business.
Lube, toy cleaner and a battery are included for free.
Available from Greatpleasures for $39.95
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Space hoppers were de rigeur when I was a kid and now you can relive your childhood with a sexy twist!
This rubber ball is easily inflatable with a vac-u-loc for attachments. The one pictured comes with a rather large plug…
It supports up to 250 pounds and is compact making it easy to transport around. Probably not the sort of thing you want to bounce around on in the garden in front of friends…unless that’s your thang…
Available from sextoys.com for $18
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This is one of the funniest sex toys I’ve come across yet but one that I will highly recommend for any woman that doesn’t feel like sticking her finger up her man’s bum to give him pleasure.
Ever been in a situation where you’ve been asked to insert your finger up his bum but felt too squeamish?
Ever done it, but then spent a lot of time scrubbing your nails?
Don’t like what you see under your nails?
Now you can let this rubber finger which sits atop a vibrating motor do all the work for you. So much more hygienic for those of you that are squeamish!
Yes you will have to paint the finger nail and add the jewellery yourself…
Available from Sextoys.com for $8
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It seems that sex toy manufacturers love this incognito vibe…In a trail of other everyday items doubling up on their day jobs as sex toys comes this mascara styled vibrator. Carry this around in your make-up bag and top up your thrills wherever you like as the mascara has a multi speed vibrator in the lower part of the mascara. I don’t know about all this using vibrators ‘discreetly’ and ‘wherever’ you go mallarky, but for those of you who just can’t wait to get off, this could be an ideal travelling companion.
Available from Sextoys.co.uk for £11.97
Read via Gadgetcandy
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