Pleasekitty - The sex toy blog

Seriously….I am a touch concerned with this penchant for making vibrators out of mobile phones. Is it only me who doesn’t want to mix my mobile device with getting myself off?

The NTT P702iF by DoCoMo has a built in vibration facility and is accompanied by 1.3 megapixel camera. I’m thinking that the combination of masturbation and the ability to photograph with it too could cause an excitable woman to spontaneously combust!

Is it just me that thinks that the back of this phone looks like a vagina?

Read via Gadgetcandy (source mad4mobilephones)

Like the Mini G-Spot Travel Vibe, this is another example of a toy that travels well.

The very stretchy silicone sleeve has studded nodules for extra sensation or can be turned inside out for a smoother feel. It’s wireless so there’s no plugging in mallarky, waterproof so you can slip it into the jacuzzi (alone please!), compact so you can take it on your travels so that even if you don’t get nookie from a holiday romance, you can still have orgasms a plenty, and give yourself some variety with the sleeve.

Available from Lovehoney for £12.99, $24, or euro 20

Holiday/vacation time is fast approaching and with any luck you’ll be going somewhere fabulous on your travels.

Forget your travel guide, wherever you’re going, make sure that you’re hitting all the right spots with the Mini G-Spot Travel Vibe!

Waterproof - tick. Compact -tick. Powerful - tick.

Just don’t forget your toothbrush or your passport!

Available from Lovehoney for $12,  £5.99 or euro 9

I don’t know about all of this animal mallarky with sex toys… It’s a bit weird..

The latest offering from the sex toy animal kingdom is the Mini Mini Mouse which is a little mouse with a micro bullet that packs a lot of punch.

Made from rubber this ‘cute’ toy has multi-speed controls so there’ll be plenty of squeaks…from you not the mouse…

Available from sextoys.co.uk for £9.95

This is one of the funniest sex toys I’ve come across yet but one that I will highly recommend for any woman that doesn’t feel like sticking her finger up her man’s bum to give him pleasure.

Ever been in a situation where you’ve been asked to insert your finger up his bum but felt too squeamish?

Ever done it, but then spent a lot of time scrubbing your nails?

Don’t like what you see under your nails?

Now you can let this rubber finger which sits atop a vibrating motor do all the work for you. So much more hygienic for those of you that are squeamish!

Yes you will have to paint the finger nail and add the jewellery yourself…

Available from Sextoys.com for $8

It seems that sex toy manufacturers love this incognito vibe…In a trail of other everyday items doubling up on their day jobs as sex toys comes this mascara styled vibrator. Carry this around in your make-up bag and top up your thrills wherever you like as the mascara has a multi speed vibrator in the lower part of the mascara. I don’t know about all this using vibrators ‘discreetly’ and ‘wherever’ you go mallarky, but for those of you who just can’t wait to get off, this could be an ideal travelling companion.

Available from Sextoys.co.uk for £11.97

Read via Gadgetcandy

I’m one of these people that definitely wouldn’t think of using a household object or a food item to pleasure myself, but I know there are a hell of a lot of people out there that are a little fruity tooty and open to experimentation.

Corn to Be Wild will save you from raiding your fridge for a corn on the cob to use on yourself should you be that way inclined… Corn to Be Wild is part of the Passion Produce range from Outrageous Toys (whose site is quite rubbish at the moment…) and is made from hypoallergenic food grade intimate skin polymer and is non toxic. It’s six speeds should put a smile on your face but no corn in your teeth….

No, it’s not a new-fangled electric toothbrush.  It’s the Eroscillator, the only sensual product that’s endorsed by Dr. Ruth!  Why is this device so special, you ask?  Because it’s not a pulsating vibrator.  It rotates and mimics the sensation of a finger or tongue on the clit and labia.  Just stick on any of the available head attachments including the Golden Spoon, the French Legionnaire’s Moustache, the Seven Pearls of the Orient, the Cup & Ball,  and the Grapes & Cockscomb, lay back and enjoy.

And if you buy this gem, included is a primer on self-pleasuring on Dr. Ruth. 

Kitty Kat needs one of these, too!  (An Eroscillator, not the Dr. Ruth Primer…)

Available from Eroscillator.com for $182.95

This is for all the ladies who are big on size, length and girth wise. Personally whilst I like width, I don’t need something that will leave me feeling more than a little full. I just don’t get that much enjoyment out of it, however this is great for the woman who can’t get enough of some hefty penis…

The silicone sleeve (the multibulbous penis), gets slipped over the multi-speed vibrator when you’re ready for action and if you want to stimulate your clitoris you can flip it the other way around and use the balls. The sleeve acts as a method of creating a stroking sensation with a velvety warm feeling. I’m not keen on the colour though!

Available from Lovehoney for £29.99 or $57

In case you felt strange at the prospect of pleasuring yourself with a vibrating rubber ducky, never fear.  Just try this vibrating sponge.  It’s utilitarian AND frivilous at the same time.  But don’t say in the bath for too long otherwise your nether region will get pruney. 

Available from GreatPleasures for $9.95