When I decided that I wanted to buy a vibrator, the first one I thought of was The Rabbit, made famous by Charlotte et al in Sex and The City and I think it’s safe to say that I’m one of many women who had the same thought. The first things that strike you about the Jessica Rabbit (the version that I brought) is that the head is a garish red and the distinct smell of the jelly plastic.

With the Jessica Rabbit you can stimulate both vaginally and clitorally and the handset is built into the base (shaft) of the vibrator. The appearance is very different from what you would expect from either a vibrator – There is a little rabbit with two standing up ears protruding from the shaft of the penis which are used to stimulate the clitoris. Midway up, the penis is packed with little beads that are for vaginal sensation and of course, the big red penis head which rotates. (more…)

I had high hopes for this one.

The concept was perfect. Exactly what every woman needs. A toy that provides simultaneious stimulation to her clit and her g-spot. Of course I had to take a trip to Babeland to buy one of these gems. And then I brought it home and tried it. Here’s what happened…

It was brand spanking new and came in two parts. The purple c-shaped, silicone body, and the small silver bullet vibrator that runs on 3 watch batteries. Of course I followed the directions that the clerk at Babeland gave me and boiled the silicone body for 10 minutes before using it. Then I dried it off and inserted the silver bullet into the top.

The instructions advise you to always add a few drops of lube to your vagina before insterting the Rock Chick. I’m not a huge fan of lube, so I opted to conjure up my favorite fantasy while pleasuring my clit with one of my Hitachi Magic Wands. After a few minutes I felt sufficiently lubed and I inserted the Rock Chick.

What a bummer. The first problem is that the angle of the curvature made it impossible to get it to touch my clit, and due to the fact the body is hard, it’s impossible to bend it to adjust the angle for yourself. The second problem is that the little silver bullet vibrator doesn’t vibrate strongly enough. I had a similar problem with the Venus Butterfly, but I worked really hard to find out if I could have an orgasm. However, I gave up with the Rock Chick without so much as a fight. I just knew it wasn’t happening.

So I did what any horny woman would do. I pushed the top of the Rock Chick aside and left the g-spot stimulating end inside, grabbed my Hitachi Magic Wand, and finished myself off with the combination of the two. I have to say that I did end up having 3 incredibly intensse orgasms. However, no woman should have to use two toys to pleasure herself.

Kitty Kat does own a contraption that does it all at once, so stay tuned, because she will be reviewing it in the near future.

The Rock Chick was a huge disappointment for me. However, once again, I suppose it is possible that if the angle of the curvature matches the size and shape of a woman’s vagina, and if she enjoys a very dull buzzing vibrator, it could possibly be pleasurable. But only under those circumstances.

Kitty Kat gives this toy 1 lick. 
Available at Babeland for $64.

Or try Lovehoney for £39.99 or $51.83 or euro 43.01

This magic little device was the first vibrator I ever owned. I bought it for myself through Good Vibrations as a college graduation present to myself in June of 1994. Technically, it is a dual speed body massager and it is a plug in model, so no need to worry about batteries running out.

This one is easy to use. You just lie back, or get up on all fours, or get into any position that you find enjoyable, flip it to your favorite speed, and move it over your clit. It’s best not to put the vibrating head directly onto the skin of your clit or vagina for sanitary purposes and because it doesn’t slide easily over vaginal skin. I find that the quickest, easiest and most sanitary remedy is to wrap the vibrating head in a pair of pantyhose or knickers, or any kind of cloth you like. Also, some women are just too sensitive to tolerate the raw vibrations, so they derive the most pleasure by placing a towel or blanket between the Magic Wand and their vagina.

This vibrator works well alone or with a partner, and it’s very useful during intercourse for those women who need direct clitoral stimulation as well as vaginal thrusting. It is also a fantastic first sex toy. Since it’s actually a body massager, it’s easy to use, and doesn’t look like a plastic penis, plus it’s not intimidating for first timers or for those who are still a bit prudish. There are several dildo type attachments that can be purchased for use with the Magic Wand, and those will be reviewed separately.

Two things of which to be aware…The Magic Wand is not a silent vibrator. The sound is that of a very loud purring. It is also not battery operated, so you will have to use it in close proximity to an outlet. Or hook it up to an extension cord.

I actually own two of these gems. They are well worth every single penny. My original Magic Wand is nearly 12 years old and still runs as good as new! Guys, this is a superb gift if you’d like to give the woman in your life unlimited mind blowing orgasms!! Kitty Kat gives the Hitachi Magic Wand 5 licks!

Not surprisingly, this little gadget was given to me as a gift from a man three years ago. This type of vibrator appeals to men’s gift giving sensibilities. That’s most likely due to the fact that it’s pink, resembles wildlife, and is marketed as a device that you can wear under your panties during the day. Men love the thought that women might secretly be stimulating themselves all day long at the office, at the grocery store or at a PTA meeting.

I have an actual sextoy-box that I keep in my nightstand. The Venus Butterfly has lived in there, unused, since its arrival to my collection. I knew that I must break it out and try it as a service to Please Kitty readers. This is my story…

There are three black straps and it took me some time to sort out exactly how to wear this contraption. One of the straps goes around the back of the waist while the other two each hook around a thigh. Initially I had put it on so that the nose was up by my clit, and the tail was down by my vagina. Because the nose was about ½ an inch higher than my clit, and the tail was at such an angle that it actually nearly ripped my vagina when I inserted it, I thought that I had it the wrong way around. So I put it on with the nose facing down. This didn’t work at all because the tail is quite long and got stuck in the hood of my clit. Finally, I settled with the nose facing upwards.

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