There’s no need to book yourself on a mission to Mars for a spot of weightless sex when you can get this Japanese sex chair.

It only takes about five minutes to assemble and the steel frame and thick bands are able to take up to 300 pounds in weight whilst the person lies underneath.

If you’re experimental and would like to take the effort out of the Karma Sutra this is ideal for getting into lots of different positions. It’s also handy if you need assistance squatting, kneeling or bending as not all of us are as flexible as we’d like to be…

If you like hitting the elusive G-Spot, this chair will make things a lot easier when you’re both getting it on. Enjoy!

Available from Lovehoney for £129.99/$242.07/euro189.07

No, it’s not a new-fangled electric toothbrush.  It’s the Eroscillator, the only sensual product that’s endorsed by Dr. Ruth!  Why is this device so special, you ask?  Because it’s not a pulsating vibrator.  It rotates and mimics the sensation of a finger or tongue on the clit and labia.  Just stick on any of the available head attachments including the Golden Spoon, the French Legionnaire’s Moustache, the Seven Pearls of the Orient, the Cup & Ball,  and the Grapes & Cockscomb, lay back and enjoy.

And if you buy this gem, included is a primer on self-pleasuring on Dr. Ruth. 

Kitty Kat needs one of these, too!  (An Eroscillator, not the Dr. Ruth Primer…)

Available from Eroscillator.com for $182.95

For all those ladies who are hankering for some g-spot stimulation, this curved dildo is just the thing. It’s sleek, curved shape ensures that it will hit you in all of the right spots, and the large blunt ends guarantee maximum comfort. Use it when you’re flying solo or with a co-pilot.

Available from G Spot Centre for $48

For the discerning masturbator, here’s a 24 karat gold vibrator.  One of the best features of this little jewel is that it becomes water-proof when the cap is fully closed.  Chill it in the refrigerator on those hot days and take it to a picnic, or take it with you into a hot bubble bath and relax your muscles.

It also makes a charming pendant.

Guys, a great gift for the woman in your life.

Available from Goodvibes for $275

Holy Cow! Now here’s one for all of the Size Queens out there.

The shaft of the Twice As Titan is so large that you will not be able to close your hand around it. With a similar shape, size and fuctionality to the Rabbit line of vibrators, the Twice As Titan should be able to satisfy any woman with it’s rotating head and vibrating clit tickler. In addition to it’s extra large size, it is also covered in “softskin.”

Kitty Kat says, “Ouch, ouch, ouch, YOWZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

Available from Goodvibes for $150

This interesting little toy has a control that’s bigger than the toy itself…

However, this is a vibrator that’s very reflective of technological advances as it has a microprocessor in its circuitry. Powered by 3 AA batteries, the LED indicator lights show the vibration level, of which there are 10 that you can adjust between. There are 5 functions that you can alternate between ‘vibrate’, ‘pulsate’, ’surge’, ‘escalate’ and ‘rollercoaster’, with each of these functions being a variation of the ‘vibrate’ function.

Even on the highest setting, this baby is very quiet. Definitely a vibrator for a girl that really likes her gadgets!

Available from My Body Vibes for $57.95

These days, a vibrator no longer needs to be phallic and we’re seeing all sorts of innovations in sex toys. The Lelo Nea originates from Scandanavia and has a porcelain like finish for its glossy exterior and a variety of vibrations from gentle to humdinger (my choice of term). It’s designed to fit in all the right places with it’s design friendly ergonomic design and available in both blue and black (my favourite).

It’s shaped similar to an egg and small enough to fit into your hand. Some think it can be used discreetly in public places but I can never fathom how anyone would do that in the first place! One end is shaped similar to a fingertip so that you can target your clitoris better and the other end has two buttons for you to manipulate the speed without messing around with fiddly controls. 

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As the name suggests, this is a dildo made of glass, which makes a sex toy like this the cleanest type to use in the bedroom. It is a tad delicate though and it should be used in bed or on a carpeted area (say hello to carpet burn), so keep it away from hard services and wrap it in a nice cloth. Oh and use plenty of lube!

Coco-De-Mer suggest chilling it during the summer and warming it up during winter (not with a microwave though!), and you should wash it with soap and water. They describe the sensation of using the Double Pleasure Glass Dildo as “Once you’ve applied lubricant the glass will feel like liquid against your skin”.

Not for clumsy people like moi…

Available from Coco-De-Mer’s online store for a ‘cool’ £115.

This magic little device was the first vibrator I ever owned. I bought it for myself through Good Vibrations as a college graduation present to myself in June of 1994. Technically, it is a dual speed body massager and it is a plug in model, so no need to worry about batteries running out.

This one is easy to use. You just lie back, or get up on all fours, or get into any position that you find enjoyable, flip it to your favorite speed, and move it over your clit. It’s best not to put the vibrating head directly onto the skin of your clit or vagina for sanitary purposes and because it doesn’t slide easily over vaginal skin. I find that the quickest, easiest and most sanitary remedy is to wrap the vibrating head in a pair of pantyhose or knickers, or any kind of cloth you like. Also, some women are just too sensitive to tolerate the raw vibrations, so they derive the most pleasure by placing a towel or blanket between the Magic Wand and their vagina.

This vibrator works well alone or with a partner, and it’s very useful during intercourse for those women who need direct clitoral stimulation as well as vaginal thrusting. It is also a fantastic first sex toy. Since it’s actually a body massager, it’s easy to use, and doesn’t look like a plastic penis, plus it’s not intimidating for first timers or for those who are still a bit prudish. There are several dildo type attachments that can be purchased for use with the Magic Wand, and those will be reviewed separately.

Two things of which to be aware…The Magic Wand is not a silent vibrator. The sound is that of a very loud purring. It is also not battery operated, so you will have to use it in close proximity to an outlet. Or hook it up to an extension cord.

I actually own two of these gems. They are well worth every single penny. My original Magic Wand is nearly 12 years old and still runs as good as new! Guys, this is a superb gift if you’d like to give the woman in your life unlimited mind blowing orgasms!! Kitty Kat gives the Hitachi Magic Wand 5 licks!

This is ideal for any woman that considers herself to be a style queen and wants to be like that right down to her vibrator. It’s gorgeous!

Available in antique pink or jade, it looks like fine delicate China (it’s actually medically approved plastic) and there isn’t anything remotely phallic about it, which means that if you’re so mad at your current guy or ex that you can’t bear to look at a penis, this is ideal.
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