Seriously….I am a touch concerned with this penchant for making vibrators out of mobile phones. Is it only me who doesn’t want to mix my mobile device with getting myself off?

The NTT P702iF by DoCoMo has a built in vibration facility and is accompanied by 1.3 megapixel camera. I’m thinking that the combination of masturbation and the ability to photograph with it too could cause an excitable woman to spontaneously combust!

Is it just me that thinks that the back of this phone looks like a vagina?

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Who needs scuba gear when you have an Aqua Adventure Kit?? No one!

Now bathtime really is more fun. This waterproof pleasure kit includes a micro bullet vibrator that fits into the all of the attachments. They’ve thought of everything by including vaginal balls, a finger sleeve, anal beads and…a cock ring? Yes ladies. No need to feel lonely taking a long langorous bath. Once he’s finished scrubbing your back you two can get down to real business.

Lube, toy cleaner and a battery are included for free.

Available from Greatpleasures for $39.95

Space hoppers were de rigeur when I was a kid and now you can relive your childhood with a sexy twist!

This rubber ball is easily inflatable with a vac-u-loc for attachments. The one pictured comes with a rather large plug…

It supports up to 250 pounds and is compact making it easy to transport around. Probably not the sort of thing you want to bounce around on in the garden in front of friends…unless that’s your thang…

Available from sextoys.com for $18

Spice up your snuggling on the sofa, the bed, your picnic escapades etc with this passion throw. Throw the dice with your significant other and follow the rather naughty instructions that include ‘tasks’ such as dirty talk and lap dancing. It also comes with a handy tote bag making it easy to carry around with you and whip out when you’re ready.

I have a game that costs less - join the dots….mmm, what fun

Available from Sexshop365 for £19.95 (28 euro) or The Drugstore.com for a rather cool $19.95

In case you felt strange at the prospect of pleasuring yourself with a vibrating rubber ducky, never fear.  Just try this vibrating sponge.  It’s utilitarian AND frivilous at the same time.  But don’t say in the bath for too long otherwise your nether region will get pruney. 

Available from GreatPleasures for $9.95

I Rub My Duckie has a saucy pal to join him. I LOVE these toys! Bondage I Rub My Duckie has been souped up with a kinky little outfit which includes duckie handcuffs, a shiny corsett, spiked collar and even a tattoo! This saucy little thing has more fire in its soul thanks to extra massagers in the head and tail of this waterproof.

As soon as I find a retailer for this, I shall post it!

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This bullet can be triggered by hand or by being attached to your mobile phone. Each time you receive a text message it will vibrate for 20 seconds, and each time you receive a phonecall, it will vibrate for the duration of the call and for twenty seconds afterwards or when you push the cancel button.

If you don’t want to wait for that phonecall or text, push the manual button and give yourself some thrills with the 10 vibrating patterns.

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Now here is a truly fantastic product!

You can make a mold of any man’s Pride and Joy. Wonderful for any woman who has a man who is a frequent traveler or is about to croak. Now any woman can feel her man inside of her while she performs oral sex, or can experience double penetration with the same man. It brings new meaning to “another notch on the bedpost.” Forget about notching it, now you can just hang a replica of each one from the bedpost and have another go with the ones you liked.

Also very convenient and handy when that special man turns out to be a womanizing wanker. You can freely brutilize his willie without the threat of a lengthy criminal trial.

The downside of this product? If you’ve been shopping around for a vibrating dildo because your man’s willie is too small, and he presents a replica of his as a gift.

Guys, if you have an acceptably-sized willie and you know your woman loves it, this is the ideal gift for any occasion!

Available from Lovehoney for £26.99, $47.11, or euro 38.85

Sex toys are getting more and more interesting, and now they’ve found their way into a bar of soap via the Vibrating Soap Oval. Lift the soap out of its dish and it starts to vibrate quite vigarously. It’s got a little motor buried deep inside and should certainly add a bit of fun to your lathering up. It’s sold out of Iwantoneofthose (£6.95/$11.19) which shows just how popular it is. Not ideal for the person that’s very sensitive to soap like me!

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Vibrators in disguise seem to be all the rage and Tickle Popzzz is brought to you by the same people that made the award-winning ‘I Rub My Duckie’. The silicone lollipop-style vibrator massages all of the right spots. with vibrations that travel the full length of the shaft.

It actually comes complete with 6 watch batteries (it needs 3) and you twist the top to replace them. It’s very discreet, and works away quietly making it easy to travel with! They’re good, fun gifts too!

Available from Lovehoney for £10.99, $19.18, and Euro 16.10.