May 30, 2006

Aqua Adventure Kit

aqua adventure kitWho needs scuba gear when you have an Aqua Adventure Kit?? No one!

Now bathtime really is more fun. This waterproof pleasure kit includes a micro bullet vibrator that fits into the all of the attachments. They’ve thought of everything by including vaginal balls, a finger sleeve, anal beads and…a cock ring? Yes ladies. No need to feel lonely taking a long langorous bath. Once he’s finished scrubbing your back you two can get down to real business.

Lube, toy cleaner and a battery are included for free.

Available from Greatpleasures for $39.95

May 29, 2006

E-Z Rider with Plug

e-z rider ball and plugSpace hoppers were de rigeur when I was a kid and now you can relive your childhood with a sexy twist!

This rubber ball is easily inflatable with a vac-u-loc for attachments. The one pictured comes with a rather large plug…

It supports up to 250 pounds and is compact making it easy to transport around. Probably not the sort of thing you want to bounce around on in the garden in front of friends…unless that’s your thang…

Available from sextoys.com for $18

May 27, 2006

Joy Finger

joy fingerThis is one of the funniest sex toys I’ve come across yet but one that I will highly recommend for any woman that doesn’t feel like sticking her finger up her man’s bum to give him pleasure.

Ever been in a situation where you’ve been asked to insert your finger up his bum but felt too squeamish?

Ever done it, but then spent a lot of time scrubbing your nails?

Don’t like what you see under your nails?

Now you can let this rubber finger which sits atop a vibrating motor do all the work for you. So much more hygienic for those of you that are squeamish!

Yes you will have to paint the finger nail and add the jewellery yourself…

Available from Sextoys.com for $8

May 19, 2006

Incognito Mascara Vibe

incognito mascaraIt seems that sex toy manufacturers love this incognito vibe…In a trail of other everyday items doubling up on their day jobs as sex toys comes this mascara styled vibrator. Carry this around in your make-up bag and top up your thrills wherever you like as the mascara has a multi speed vibrator in the lower part of the mascara. I don’t know about all this using vibrators ‘discreetly’ and ‘wherever’ you go mallarky, but for those of you who just can’t wait to get off, this could be an ideal travelling companion.

Available from Sextoys.co.uk for £11.97

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May 16, 2006

Boy Butter

boy butterI’m loving the spot of multi-tasking with this product. Not only is this a lubricant but it can also be used as a body butter. I laughed out loud at the discovery that this product originates from the formula for a Crisco substitute and it’s been a hot favourite with the S&M since the creator of the product used the formula and created his own coconut and organic based sillicone cream. This product is raved about by many and if worst comes to worst and you don’t end up slicking up your man, you’ve got yourself some cream that will leave you moisturised and supple.

Find stockists at Boybutterblubes

The Passion Throw

passion throwSpice up your snuggling on the sofa, the bed, your picnic escapades etc with this passion throw. Throw the dice with your significant other and follow the rather naughty instructions that include ‘tasks’ such as dirty talk and lap dancing. It also comes with a handy tote bag making it easy to carry around with you and whip out when you’re ready.

I have a game that costs less - join the dots….mmm, what fun ;-)

Available from Sexshop365 for £19.95 (28 euro) or The Drugstore.com for a rather cool $19.95

May 12, 2006

Corn To Be Wild

corn to be wildI’m one of these people that definitely wouldn’t think of using a household object or a food item to pleasure myself, but I know there are a hell of a lot of people out there that are a little fruity tooty and open to experimentation.

Corn to Be Wild will save you from raiding your fridge for a corn on the cob to use on yourself should you be that way inclined… Corn to Be Wild is part of the Passion Produce range from Outrageous Toys (whose site is quite rubbish at the moment…) and is made from hypoallergenic food grade intimate skin polymer and is non toxic. It’s six speeds should put a smile on your face but no corn in your teeth….

Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe

eroscillatorNo, it’s not a new-fangled electric toothbrush.  It’s the Eroscillator, the only sensual product that’s endorsed by Dr. Ruth!  Why is this device so special, you ask?  Because it’s not a pulsating vibrator.  It rotates and mimics the sensation of a finger or tongue on the clit and labia.  Just stick on any of the available head attachments including the Golden Spoon, the French Legionnaire’s Moustache, the Seven Pearls of the Orient, the Cup & Ball,  and the Grapes & Cockscomb, lay back and enjoy.

And if you buy this gem, included is a primer on self-pleasuring on Dr. Ruth. 

Kitty Kat needs one of these, too!  (An Eroscillator, not the Dr. Ruth Primer…)

Available from Eroscillator.com for $182.95

 

 

May 10, 2006

Fat Boy Vibrator and Sleeve Set

Fat Boy Vibrator and Sleeve SetThis is for all the ladies who are big on size, length and girth wise. Personally whilst I like width, I don’t need something that will leave me feeling more than a little full. I just don’t get that much enjoyment out of it, however this is great for the woman who can’t get enough of some hefty penis…

The silicone sleeve (the multibulbous penis), gets slipped over the multi-speed vibrator when you’re ready for action and if you want to stimulate your clitoris you can flip it the other way around and use the balls. The sleeve acts as a method of creating a stroking sensation with a velvety warm feeling. I’m not keen on the colour though!

Available from Lovehoney for £29.99 or $57

Glow in the Dark Willy Straws

glow in the dark strawsI know these are the staple of ladies on hen nights but there is something about these straws that makes me want to have these without an impending wedding as a reason! Glow in the dark penises… Morning, noon or night, you always be able to see these cute little peckers…

Available from Lovehoney for a very friendly $14 or £6.99