Holy Cow! Now here’s one for all of the Size Queens out there.

The shaft of the Twice As Titan is so large that you will not be able to close your hand around it. With a similar shape, size and fuctionality to the Rabbit line of vibrators, the Twice As Titan should be able to satisfy any woman with it’s rotating head and vibrating clit tickler. In addition to it’s extra large size, it is also covered in “softskin.”

Kitty Kat says, “Ouch, ouch, ouch, YOWZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

Available from Goodvibes for $150

I did a double take when I saw this as it’s a funny looking little thing that vaguely reminded me of a Swiss Army Knife for some strange reason. Then I had a giggle at the little arms at the side and the short and curlies near the base and little flowers.

Anyway..this silicone baby is enough to brighten up even the most weary of us. It has a splash-proof battery pack, a very textured shaft, ergonomic controls and a curved tip for hitting the G-Spot. It’s got low to strong vibrations at the touch of a button and should keep a smile on your face whether you’re in or out of the shower.

Available from Good Vibrations for $38