Now here is a truly fantastic product!

You can make a mold of any man’s Pride and Joy. Wonderful for any woman who has a man who is a frequent traveler or is about to croak. Now any woman can feel her man inside of her while she performs oral sex, or can experience double penetration with the same man. It brings new meaning to “another notch on the bedpost.” Forget about notching it, now you can just hang a replica of each one from the bedpost and have another go with the ones you liked.

Also very convenient and handy when that special man turns out to be a womanizing wanker. You can freely brutilize his willie without the threat of a lengthy criminal trial.

The downside of this product? If you’ve been shopping around for a vibrating dildo because your man’s willie is too small, and he presents a replica of his as a gift.

Guys, if you have an acceptably-sized willie and you know your woman loves it, this is the ideal gift for any occasion!

Available from Lovehoney for £26.99, $47.11, or euro 38.85