I had high hopes for this one.
The concept was perfect. Exactly what every woman needs. A toy that provides simultaneious stimulation to her clit and her g-spot. Of course I had to take a trip to Babeland to buy one of these gems. And then I brought it home and tried it. Here’s what happened…
It was brand spanking new and came in two parts. The purple c-shaped, silicone body, and the small silver bullet vibrator that runs on 3 watch batteries. Of course I followed the directions that the clerk at Babeland gave me and boiled the silicone body for 10 minutes before using it. Then I dried it off and inserted the silver bullet into the top.
The instructions advise you to always add a few drops of lube to your vagina before insterting the Rock Chick. I’m not a huge fan of lube, so I opted to conjure up my favorite fantasy while pleasuring my clit with one of my Hitachi Magic Wands. After a few minutes I felt sufficiently lubed and I inserted the Rock Chick.
What a bummer. The first problem is that the angle of the curvature made it impossible to get it to touch my clit, and due to the fact the body is hard, it’s impossible to bend it to adjust the angle for yourself. The second problem is that the little silver bullet vibrator doesn’t vibrate strongly enough. I had a similar problem with the Venus Butterfly, but I worked really hard to find out if I could have an orgasm. However, I gave up with the Rock Chick without so much as a fight. I just knew it wasn’t happening.
So I did what any horny woman would do. I pushed the top of the Rock Chick aside and left the g-spot stimulating end inside, grabbed my Hitachi Magic Wand, and finished myself off with the combination of the two. I have to say that I did end up having 3 incredibly intensse orgasms. However, no woman should have to use two toys to pleasure herself.
Kitty Kat does own a contraption that does it all at once, so stay tuned, because she will be reviewing it in the near future.
The Rock Chick was a huge disappointment for me. However, once again, I suppose it is possible that if the angle of the curvature matches the size and shape of a woman’s vagina, and if she enjoys a very dull buzzing vibrator, it could possibly be pleasurable. But only under those circumstances.
Kitty Kat gives this toy 1 lick. 
Available at Babeland for $64.
Or try Lovehoney for £39.99 or $51.83 or euro 43.01
Sex toys are getting more and more interesting, and now they’ve found their way into a bar of soap via the Vibrating Soap Oval. Lift the soap out of its dish and it starts to vibrate quite vigarously. It’s got a little motor buried deep inside and should certainly add a bit of fun to your lathering up. It’s sold out of