Well it sure is realistic looking. And the balls move. And it’s set on a suction cup base so you can stick it on the floor and f*ck it. And it…ejaculates? Yeah, you read it correctly. It ejaculates.

Kitty Kat is all for realistic looking and feeling, and the suction cup base is great because it’s less work to masturbate with it. However, she can do without the “squirting.” One of the benefits of masturbation for a woman is that there’s less mess. But if you’re the kind of woman who wants to make a puddle, by all means go for it! This little baby makes it possible.

Available from Sextoysex.com for $55

This product is super fun. It’s a battery-operated, waterproof, vibrating dildo WITH A FORESKIN! And the foreskin retracts. Perfect for the woman trapped in the US who loves uncut cock. Yeah, I think that says it all.

Available from sextoysex.com for $16

For all those ladies who are hankering for some g-spot stimulation, this curved dildo is just the thing. It’s sleek, curved shape ensures that it will hit you in all of the right spots, and the large blunt ends guarantee maximum comfort. Use it when you’re flying solo or with a co-pilot.

Available from G Spot Centre for $48

An angled bulbous head on a slim stem stimulates the G Spot with these pretty vibrators from one of our favourites Babeland’s G Spot Centre store. The hard plastic makes it easy to slide it in and out and the strong vibration in the tip works well on both the g-spot and the clitoris.

Available from G-Spot Centre for a very cool $15.

For the discerning masturbator, here’s a 24 karat gold vibrator.  One of the best features of this little jewel is that it becomes water-proof when the cap is fully closed.  Chill it in the refrigerator on those hot days and take it to a picnic, or take it with you into a hot bubble bath and relax your muscles.

It also makes a charming pendant.

Guys, a great gift for the woman in your life.

Available from Goodvibes for $275

Holy Cow! Now here’s one for all of the Size Queens out there.

The shaft of the Twice As Titan is so large that you will not be able to close your hand around it. With a similar shape, size and fuctionality to the Rabbit line of vibrators, the Twice As Titan should be able to satisfy any woman with it’s rotating head and vibrating clit tickler. In addition to it’s extra large size, it is also covered in “softskin.”

Kitty Kat says, “Ouch, ouch, ouch, YOWZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

Available from Goodvibes for $150

I did a double take when I saw this as it’s a funny looking little thing that vaguely reminded me of a Swiss Army Knife for some strange reason. Then I had a giggle at the little arms at the side and the short and curlies near the base and little flowers.

Anyway..this silicone baby is enough to brighten up even the most weary of us. It has a splash-proof battery pack, a very textured shaft, ergonomic controls and a curved tip for hitting the G-Spot. It’s got low to strong vibrations at the touch of a button and should keep a smile on your face whether you’re in or out of the shower.

Available from Good Vibrations for $38

Every woman needs a safe and handy place in which to keep all of her precious sex toys. 

As a lucky single woman with no children, my collection of erotic books and DVD’s are kept on display in my nightstand along with a stylish box sporting a satin and beaded finish in which I keep my vibrators, dildos, lube, massage oil,etc.

However, if you’re shopping for a safe and stylish box that doesn’t scream “sex toys in here!” than look no further that the Devine Toy Box, complete with a lock and key.  You can be sure that your toy collection will be safe from prying eyes and kinky burglars.

Available from Good Vibrations for $40

Remember when vibrators were boring and looked like something you’d use to rustle up a cocktail with? Well we’ve come a long way since then and just based on the Rabbit, there are numerous funky looking choices out there.

There are list of sites in the sidebar where you can check out bountiful amounts of sex toys. Enjoy!

This interesting little toy has a control that’s bigger than the toy itself…

However, this is a vibrator that’s very reflective of technological advances as it has a microprocessor in its circuitry. Powered by 3 AA batteries, the LED indicator lights show the vibration level, of which there are 10 that you can adjust between. There are 5 functions that you can alternate between ‘vibrate’, ‘pulsate’, ’surge’, ‘escalate’ and ‘rollercoaster’, with each of these functions being a variation of the ‘vibrate’ function.

Even on the highest setting, this baby is very quiet. Definitely a vibrator for a girl that really likes her gadgets!

Available from My Body Vibes for $57.95